Masturbate-A-Thon.. 132 Pound Scrotum.. Terrifying Shooting Drill

May 1, 2013 Subscribe · Forward Masturbate-A-Thon Raises More Than Just Funds This fundraiser is a stroke of genius. Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited. Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.  Continue reading... SACKED! Man Gets Ballsy Surgery To Remove 132 Pound Scrotum School Shooting 'Drill' Terrifies Teachers Presented by Emily Thomas LIVE BLOG: UFO Panel Takes On Animal Mutilations And Roswell Crash Masturbate-A-Thon Raises More Than Funds LOOK: Is This Starbucks' Best Spelling Gaffe EVER? Masturbate-A-Thon Raises More Than Funds Man Loses Life Savings At Carnival, Wins Stuffed Banana With Dreadlocks LOOK: Is This Starbucks' Best Spelling Gaffe EVER? MICHAEL PECK Why Captain Kirk Would Intervene in Syria Would Captain Kirk try to stop the raging civil war in Syria? Or would the Prime Directive prevent him from attempting to end the bloodshed? Continue reading... EMILY ANTHES Four Futuristic Pets (That Could Be Snuggled Up on Your Couch Before You Know It) Could glowing cats and dogs be in our future? There's no technical reason why not. In fact, scientists have already created them, transferring fluorescence genes into dog and cat embryos to createkittens that turn green and puppies that turn red under ultraviolet light. Continue reading... ROGER MARSH Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? America's Worst Serial Killer Herman is actually a good suspect for pulling off the Jack the Ripper crimes where his availability was there and he was a top practitioner of the advanced techniques used on the victims' bodies. Continue reading... SETH SHOSTAK Klingon Worlds It seems that the frequency of planets able to support life is roughly one percent. In other words, a billion or more such worlds exist in our galaxy alone. That's a lot of acreage, and it takes industrial-strength credulity to believe it's all bleakly barren. Continue reading... MICHAEL SEAN COMERFORD Pink Moon Over Peacock Mountains, Carny Hitchhiker on the Road On Thursday, a Chinese restaurateur swerved his new Cadillac Escalade to the side of I-15 outside Barstow, Ca. to pick this hitchhiker up on the way to Flagstaff, Az., a six-hour ride drive. Continue reading... Received this from a friend? Sign up for alerts from The Huffington Post here. Unsubscribe here. Huffington Post, 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003